ODE TO CRANBERRY SAUCE
by Alex Kre
Cranberry sauce,
Oh Cranberry Sauce,
Wherefore doest thou jiggle so?
Holding your shape
Like the great
Tin Cylinder
From which you sprung…
If I were to poke you,
Oh Cranberry Sauce,
Would your jiggle
Yield to my finger?
And if I were
To launch you
With a giant slingshot —
You know…those big ones
That need 3 people
To use them —
Would you bounce
Back to me?
Would you jiggle
Your way home?
Or would you
Explode into
A hundred million
Little Cranberry Sauces,
All jiggling together
In perfect harmony?
Silver Birch Press 
Lmao! It’s that time of year isn’t it? I absolutely love cranberry sauce, yet, only have it at Christmas time. ?
Glad this gave you a laugh, Kev!