In Line at the Buffet Wynn, Las Vegas, August 2018
by Rick Lupert
I’m waiting in line at the Wynn Buffet.
Brunch is on the distant horizon and
line politics are on full display.
A woman the aisle over isn’t aware
how her backpack intrudes on the
airspace of this one.
A man in front of me is perusing
criminal mugshots on his phone.
Occasionally he’ll hold one up to
his friend and say “how about this one?”
His friend shakes his head and says “no.”
Every time. Even U.S. Marshalls need to
eat buffet from time to time. Eventually
someone in their party mutters something
about the VIP line and suddenly
they’re gone, presumably with champagne
in their hands and all the food we have
miles yet to eat in their mouths.
It’s okay. They weren’t particularly good at
filling in the space in front of them.
They should have special lines for
People who are focusing on their phones
instead of moving forward. “Take all the
time you want lines” they’ll call them
I think, as I finish writing these words
with awkward amount of space between
me and the people in front of me
and feel the hungry stares of the
brunch-starved ones behind me.
An omelet on every plate
is a phrase i just made up and
feel pretty good about. i am lucky
to be here. Some people wait for years
for the money they need to
stand in this line – A longing from my past
I am still waiting to forget.
PAINTING: What’s for Dinner? by Merana Cadorette. Prints available at fineartamerica.com.
NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: We took our son to a Souplantation restaurant for the first time a few years back. He marveled at what seemed like an infinite amount of food to his young eyes. With no disrespect meant to the pre-pandemic salad bar restaurants of our past, we thought immediately about the truly impressive (and truly expensive) buffets in Las Vegas that are like planets of food. As soon as we could we took him to one. This poem was written in the line waiting for our turn to eat everything we ever wanted.
PHOTO: The Lupert family, The Buffet at Wynn Las Vegas, August 2018. Photo credit: Rick Lupert.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Rick Lupert has been involved with L.A. poetry since 1990. He is the recipient of the 2014 Beyond Baroque Literary Arts Center Distinguished Service Award and was a co-director of the Valley Contemporary Poets for two years. He created the Poetry Super Highway and hosted the weekly Cobalt Cafe reading for almost 21 years. His first spoken word album Rick Lupert Live and Dead, featuring 25 studio and live tracks, was released in March 2016. He’s authored 25 collections of poetry, including The Toyko-Van Nuys Express (Ain’t Got No Press, August 2020), Hunka Hunka Howdy, Beautiful Mistakes, and God Wrestler: A Poem for Every Torah Portion, and edited the anthologies Ekphrastia Gone Wild, A Poet’s Siddur, A Poet’s Haggadah, and the noir anthology The Night Goes on All Night. He also writes and draws (with Brendan Constantine) the daily web comic Cat and Banana and writes the Jewish Poetry column “From the Lupertverse” for Jewish Journal. He is regularly featured at venues all over the world. Follow him on Facebook.
Author Photo by Alexis Rhone Fancher
Aha. A stoogist after my own pie.
I’ll glad share your pie!
Happy Mother’s Day to your better half! (old world proverb).
Congratulations on your poem’s publication.
-kaye
Thanks Kaye!
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