
THE PEQUOD SAILS UPON THE SEA OF MATRIMONY
Poem by Fred Voss
As he has every night for 4 months Frank is reading MOBY DICK
(a novel he has read 5 times)
to Jane before they go to sleep.
Having reached chapter 72 he reads details of how a whale is stabbed and speared
again and again at close range by laughing pipe-smoking sailors until the whale
spouts blood
and rolls over and the sailors carve up its blubber and cut off
its head
and gather whale vomit.
Frank smiles and says, “Melville’s detailing of the tools and skills of whaling
is just like what I do with the machine shop
in my poems,”
as Jane sighs and bites her fingernails.

“Frank, please stop,” Jane says. “I can’t take anymore. I can’t even swim.
We’ve got to get off the Pequod. I want romance.
I want you to read to me from MY BOOK now.”
Frank winces
and reaches for Jane’s pretty little book ELIZABEH AND PHILIP
in which he has reached chapter 2 and reads
of their royal wedding on November 20, 1947
wedding presents
rings and jewelers
wedding gown with rose-and-corn-ear-patterned lace pink carnation floral decorations
chauffeurs and royal coaches and The King’s Valet
and what the Huntley and Palmers wedding cake was made of and how much it weighed
are detailed and analyzed to Jane’s smiling anglophile delight.
Frank and Jane look at the photographs of Elizabeth and Philip standing at the
Westminster Abbey altar waving out the windows of the Cinderella carriage
smiling from the Palace balcony.
“Oh wasn’t Elizabeth beautiful! Royal weddings are so romantic!” Jane gushes
as Frank writhes and slaps shut the pretty little book
unable to take any more and eager for tomorrow night
when he can get back to the fun and pleasure of reading MOBY DICK
with tattooed-all-over shrunken-head-carrying cannibal Queequeg
and a giant Albino whale
who methodically saws off Captain Ahab’s leg and drowns sailors with a slap of its tail
and finally rams and sinks the Pequod itself in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
leaving Ishmael afloat on Queequeg’s coffin
like an orphan ready to be rescued
by the ship Rachel looking for its lost sailors.
Now what royal wedding,
dear readers,
could be more romantic
than all that?